Hey Mr. Smartypants lawmakers and you, too, Mr. President, howda like what we did here? Yeah, you big shots thought you were all tough by trying to pull the plug on Too Big To Fail and by putting some teeth in your Bernie Saunders-Alan Grayson audit da Fed bill.
HA HA HA!
You all forgot dat we bankstas are the big boys in town. We’re a financial mobster syndicate with a finger on the High Frequency algorithm trigger. We own da street and I don’t mean Main Street. I’ll tell ya now!!!!!
It’s Wall Street!!!
You guys are nothin’ but bugs for us to squash. We own Mr. Barack Obama. He does what we tell him.
You remember back on September 29, 2008, when you Mini Mouses, you Cowards of Congress, rejected the first vote for a banksta bailout? We Wall Street Bosses responded by taking the market down 778 points in just a few hours in order to let ya all know whose YOUR DADDY around here!!
Now, remember when Mr. Toughie-Fella Obama came out on January 21 and 22, 2010, with his chest all puffy and in a nice fancy suit actin’ all presidential and highfalutin sayin’ he liked the idea of the Volcher Rule? Well, we then kicked the market down 450 points just to DOPE SLAP his face and wake him up from his sleepy stooper, again.
HA HA HA!!!!
We are the boys who have rigged the corporate capitalist game in our favor, and don’t you forget it, …..babies!!!
On May 6th, we decided to suck some cash outa Procter and Gamble. They don’t call it gamblin’ for nothin’! In just 8 minutes, we drained $700 billion out of the DOW before we brought it back up again to where it closed down 3.2% for the day. It was sweeter than an chocolate milkshake. HA, HA!!
We took it down 36% in just a New York Minute. The worst they ever fell in one day was 28% back in the 1987. That wasn’t a “market correction”, as the “Brooks Bros” like to call fraudulent profit taking. We took the short pants right off your ass. We jacked you up against the Tilt-a-Whirl wall, fool face. Did ya like how their Ivory Soap tasted? Or, maybe your ass got wrapped up nicely in one of their new baby Dry Max diapers, butthead?
Let me tell you now that in a market where 70% of all the trades are made by high frequency algorithmic trades, you know by computers that love to manipulate and game the system in our favor,…. We run it!!! We control it!!!! It’s like our penny arcade board walk down there in Jersey. And, on May 6, 2010, we reminded you of it…AGAIN!!!!
REMEMBER, we took it down close to 1000 points in just 15 minutes just so you’d shit your pants, boys!!!!
And, to the Congressional Whores who own big shares in us: You know, Goldman Sachs, Bank of America, JPMorgan Chase, Wells, and da other mobster banks, WE OWN YA!!!
HA HA HA!!!!
If you want to push us around, while you own lots of our stock shares, then you are just a bunch of jokers.
COME HERE. SIT DOWN SO I CAN TELL YA SOMETHIN’ IN PRIVATE. LEAN OVER HERE. NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY…….
JUST SHUT THE “F’ N” UP YOU WHORES. JUST SHUT UP!
Now, after we pulled the plug on almost a 1000 points of light, ha ha, we gave you some back so you wouldn’t cry out loud to your mommies for Mother’s Day, you Mush Brains!!!
Listen up!!! We are the---
Financially Unscrupulous Capitalistic Kleptocratic Upperclassmen.
Ya, you got that!
HA HA HA.
Now, take the first letters of those words and it sums it all up!!
Financially Unscrupulous Capitalistic Kleptocratic Upperclassmen.
Did ya like our shock and awe?
Now let me say this just one time, if any of you workin’ stiffs have money in the market, you’re just plain suckers, and over your head.
We’ll scam you to death!
It is all a casino and WE run it!!!
Call us what you wish, but we prefer to be called a Financial Terrorism Syndicate, because mobster is just toooooo yesterday.
Remember, it’s a fool’s game, if you wanna play hostage.
Goodnight.
thanks for watching and reading, jerry
